How do you decide who to marry? (Written by kids)
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> A genuine idea ...>
>
> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (Written by kids)
> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
> stuff. Like, if you like
> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> she should keep the
> chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
>
> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who
> they're going to
> marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
> find out later who
> you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
> the person FOREVER by
> then. -- Camille, age 10
>
> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be
> a fool to get
> married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
> seem to be yelling at
> the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINKS YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
> (1) Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
> them to get to know
> each other. Even boys have something to say if you
> listen long enough.
> -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other
> lies and that Usually
> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> -- Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> SOUR?
>
> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> call all the
> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
> the dead columns. --
> Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
> (1) When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
>
> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
> wouldn't want to mess
> with that - - Curt, age 7
>
> (3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
> then you should marry
> them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
> to do. -- Howard, age
> 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
> (1) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
> one thing. I'm never
> going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
> all grossed out. --
> Theodore, age 8
>
> (2) It's better for girls to be single but not for
> boys. Boys need
> someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> GET MARRIED?
>
> (1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> wouldn't there? --
> Kelvin, age 8 and
>
> the #1 Favorites is........
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
> (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
> she looks like a
> truck. -- Ricky, age 10 (oooooohhhhhh! !!!)
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