another fact to discover... ??

If i were a man
nonie

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care
of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to
another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet. One mood all the time. Phone
conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know
stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
of shoes are more than enough. You almost never
have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can
wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can
"do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier .